Thoughts And Stuff

Yeah, yummy!

The charmer you see above is Ashley. She sent a pic and a short email.

"Too bad you don't travel anymore. I would've LOVED being a Black Book Girl! Love you, love the blog, girl!"

Cool! Why can't my boss be based in Philly? Sighhhhhhhh...... Ash also sent one of her husband. Yeah, baby!

I see that I have some new blog followers! Wooooooohoooooooooooooo! It just goes to show you that with years of sweat, blood, tears, and inconsistent posting you CAN be successful! Welcome newbie lexeconomists!

Programming note. I don't usually pimp television shows, but ESPN runs a series called "30 For 30". Each week, they show a one-hour movie/documentary on a sports related subject.

Well, have you ever seen "Rocky"? Of course! At least you've heard of it. Tomorrow night, ESPN will air "The Real Rocky".

The real Rocky is named Chuck Wepner, a journeyman boxer and liquor salesman who battled big mouthed Muhammed Ali into the fifteenth round in a heavyweight fight way back in the '70s. Should be good!

My friend Svetlana and I are at odds, I hate to say. See, she's a Dolphins fan and wants the first overall pick in the 2012 draft so the Dolphins can draft or trade Andrew Luck.

I love her, but I think this isn't right. See, the RAMS should get the pick and thus the assload of draft picks for Mr. Luck!

Is "assload" one or two words? The auto-correct here says "assload" is incorrect. But I think I should spell "assload" any way I please.

Ass load. Assload. Po-tay-tow, pah-tah-tow.

Anyway, the way figure it, I'm older. And it's been a decade since my darling, beloved Kurt Super-Awesome Warner led the Greatest Show On Turf to the Super Bowl (only to see Dick Vermeil retire and Mike Martz destroy the team like a staph infection).

So I'm going to make that my new poll! Who should win the Suck 4 Luck sweepstakes? The Rams, Dolphins, or Colts? Obviously, the Rams should. Because Sam Bradford needs some serious talent around him!

What my girl Svetlana doesn't know is that I'm secretly slipping PEDs into the coffee of every Dolphin I can find.

:)

But what I'm really annoyed at is the NBA. Basketball is the most awesome sport ever. Being from southern Cal, I can tell you that basketball and the Lakers rule the city. Baseball is a close second. But it's a basketball town.

And my Lakers are NOT in action. This does not please me. My sports attention is totally focused on one team.

The Rams. That and the ongoing saga of a morally and financially bankrupt bastard who is holding the Dodgers hostage. Fuck you, Frank McCourt. LEAVE!

Sorry.

Bwahah. Pulled one on the Nickster today! I was supposed to meet him for a little fun today. BUT.....

Bev wanted some fun. Lori had the day off.......So I sent HER. The cool part was that he didn't know until she got there.

Our usual routine is he'll get a room and call me as I'm driving down and give me the room number. So he called a few minutes before Bev-Bev arrived and told me the number. I then phoned the Red-Headed Menace and left a VM telling her the room number.

She got down there, opened the door and there she was. Funny thing is, he sent an email later and didn't seem upset in the least!

Hmmmmmmm......

Bev says "hey", by the way.

Till next time......

Greetings, Earthlings!

I LOVE it when my female readers send in pics! This beauty is Kathy, from Minnesota! She said she had been a regular reader here for a couple of years and wanted "to contribute a little".

I have NO problem with that! I wish I could contribute some orgasms to her! Thanks Kathy!

I've had a few male readers send in pics--but I'm keeping those for my personal viewing pleasure. LOL

Before we start, I'm actually stark naked here. Hubby and I just had some fun and I took a shower, dried off, and here I am. I've never done an entry naked, so this should be interesting.

So, what's been going on?

Boring answer, but just a lot of assignments. Went up to NYC once (bf Jerry wasn't there, otherwise I would've stayed the night).

My corruption of Bev is coming along nicely. The first step, of course, was to get her to let hubby fuck her. Then she started playing with me and hubby. Then she had several one-on-one sessions with me.

NOW what?

Please! You know the next step! A foursome! That happened a couple of weeks ago. She expressed interest in that, so I told her to pick a chick, any chick, and I'd bring her in.

Well, she couldn't choose between Lori and Shelly. So a fivesome it was. I don't think "fivesome" is really a word, but we try to be innovative here at Lexenomics! Soon, I'm hoping to bring in The Avengers and Janine and really get Bev into a blowout! Maybe Nick too, to help hubby supply the hard stuff.

Anyway, Bev took to the fivesome, big time. I'd love to bring her down to Marietta for a threesome with Nick. But one step at a time.

Oh, Nick.......

Fuggin' bastard!

LOL We're still getting together a couple of times a month. Sometimes I'll go down to Marietta and we'll rent a room. He's in sales and can sneak away for an afternoon at times. Sometimes he makes the drive up here.

Still can't get him to do a MFM with hubby.

People should really do what I want them to! Then again, if hubby doesn't listen to me......who else will?

Back to Bev. I was chatting with her on the phone a few nights ago when she asked if she thought she should start a blog. Bev's had some experiences of her own, especially when she was single, and was kind of eager to share them.

She's going to give it some thought. There's a real risk there, of course. On a purely selfish level, I'd love to read what she has to say.

Yeah, hardly an entry worth waiting for since August, but hey, you got to see an adorable girl, right?

Monday Treat!

Yeah, yeah, so technically it's Tuesday......

Okay, I know the next post was supposed to be a continuation of the whole "how psycho Alex lost her virginity" deal.......

But I can't imagine anybody in their right mind objecting to a little break here. These are two pics of my new friend in Louisiana!

Yeah, I didn't think I'd be getting any complaints!

A big thank you to the wonderful Miss M.!

After The Carrot

So to recap.......I had been masturbatng since I was 12. And baby, I liked it. I liked it A LOT. And I continued to do it. A LOT.

In December, being a curious slut-in-training, I realized that I needed some more fodder for my imagination during my special hand-under-the-covers sessions. A romance novel just wasn't the ticket. And as much as I love Xaviera, you can only read a book so many times. In short, I needed some fresh material.

Of course, my brother had already supplied me with some needed info: Xaviera wrote that column in Penthouse. And I heard about Penthouse Forum as well. I needed to get me a little of that action.

But being 13 at that time, how on earth would I get my grubby little paws on a Penthouse? It wasn't like I could just waltz into the local adult bookstore. Yeah, I could "older" myself up with some makeup, but not that much.

Then it hit me.

My school was very close to home. So close, in fact, that I usually just walked home. Both of my parents worked, so it was easier on them. And on the way home, there was a convenience store I stopped at every day. I'd get a coke and drink it on my way home. And they had Forums, Playboys, Penthouses, all those types of magazines.

Of course, they wouldn't sell them to anyone under 18. That certainly sucked. And I had seen guys try only to get shot down by the clerks. But there was one clerk I thought I might have a shot at. His name was Greg. He was 18, really super-duper cute, and a student at Mt. SAC (Mount San Antonio College), a local junior college.

He was super-nice, too. I'd always flirt--or do something that I thought was flirting--with him. He'd humor me and send me on my way. But he did give me some nice looks whenever I went in, if you know what I mean.

And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with that. I had a nice body and guys are visually-oriented. So I thought it was cool that he'd look at my ass some. Men like to look, girls like to show. That's just how we're all wired, folks. And I had a nice little body at that age.

So I kept going in, waiting for Greg to be working. My plan all depended on him. It had to be him. And there he was, one day not long after I hatched my brilliant plan. I waltzed into the store in my tight, tight jeans. We exchanged hellos and I went to the fountain area to get my Coke. I was fucking nervous. I mean, it's so easy when it's all in you head. But when it comes to actually doing it....eh.....

I took my Coke up to the register. And I decided to just ask for the magazines.

"And a Penthouse and Forum!"

He looked at me and laughed. Not just a little laugh--no, this was a "hey that's a good one!" laugh.

"Yeah, right Alex. Very funny."

"No, I want them. Really."

He had a "what the fuck?" look on his face.

"Well, joke or not, you're not getting them."

"Ah, c'mon Greg! No one will know!"

"Alex, it's illegal for me to sell these to you."

Yeah, that pretty much went as expected.

So I leaned on the counter, put my chin in my hands and gave him the cutsie-pie blinkey-blinkey routine and coupled it with a little vixen smile.

"Nice try. You're a chick. What do you want this stuff for?"

"I like the stories."

"You're only 13!"

"Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh......I know....but I like them."

"I'm sorry, Alex."

"And I thought you were cool," I teased.

He laughed again.

"Well, I'm not."

I let out a diva sigh. He laughed again. I paid for my Coke and was on my way.

When I got to the door, I looked back and said, "It's okay. You're still cool," and smiled. He laughed and I was on my way.

The next day I stopped in again. Greg was there. Had I an ounce of shame, I might've been at least a little embarrassed. But I wasn't. We talked and joked around for a bit and then he said,"Do you still want those magazines?"

"Oh yeah."

"You promise not to tell anybody where you got them?"

"I promise. But why'd you change your mind?"

"You're pretty responsible. I can take your word. And I don't want you trying to sneak into an adult bookstore or asking a stranger to buy one for you."

"No one will know. My parents will ground me till I'm 30 if they find these."

It's a promise I knew I could keep. I had a sweet hiding place where I could stash ill-gotten goods safely. I paid for the Forum and Penthouse and thanked Greg. I promised him that if I got caught with them, his name would never come up.

Greg had the next day off, so I said, "I'll let you know how I liked them on Thursday!" and left. I went home and paged through the pics in the Penthouse. Penthouse often features pictorials of two women going at it. Sure, it's staged, but still hot. I put my new treasures into my hiding place and went about doing my homework.

Later I would reward myself. I knocked off my homework and worked on a couple of future assignments, just to get a head start on them. Soon, my mom was calling us down for dinner.

After dinner, went back up to my room. I stared at the Penthouse and Forum and decided to do some more schoolwork. I was already pretty far ahead in my studies, but for some reason was apprehensive about actually opening up my new literature.

I read Xaviara's column. Pretty cool. A lot of sex/relationship stuff. Not super hot. But it was an honor to read whatever this great lady had to say.

Then I turned to the Forum section of the magazine. I figured I'd go through those then hit the Forum Digest.

After two letters, my hand was between my legs again. And it didn't take long for me to reach Orgasm Land. And after I finished, a thought came to me: wouldn't this be better with a partner? I mean, if I could do this to myself, what could the real deal do?

But....I didn't have a boyfriend. I was two years younger than most of my classmates. And while that isn't a big deal when you get older, it kind of was then. And to top it off, I really wasn't the most popular kid in school.

Besides, I figured, if I had a boyfriend and fucked him, he might tell his friends. No, that wasn't the safe route to go. I had to figure out another way to get laid.

And I'll pick this up with my next post.

A Side Of This....A Side Of That

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Been Awhile

"You got sumtim' to say?"

I figured that I'd better make an appearance. Hubby's views have started to climb and now he's passed me.

The bastard!

Then again, he actually has been making posts lately, so maybe I should blame myself.

However, the pressure from work actually takes precedence over any pressure to get views. That's just how work goes sometimes, you all know that. Sometimes you're swamped, sometimes you aren't.

Sometimes you feel like a nut....sometimes you don't!

So what's been going on?

Here's an exciting answer--work. LOL Yeah, I know. I won't bore you with the details of what I've actually been working on.

Anyway, several days ago, I downloaded Yahoo! Messenger 11.0. Whenever Yahoo! updates, it reminds me of when AOL used to update its software: a few more bells and whistles, but nothing that really stands out. There are some upgrades, yeah, but I don't use Yahoo! that much to begin with. Still seems to have some of the same old bugs, too.

One thing that would be really nice would be the option to disable that fucking buzzer. I despise that thing. Oh well, whatever.

Anyway, I decided to check out the chats on Yahoo! for the first time in months. I hit a chat room and most of it was pretty much the same. But I did get an IM from a very nice guy. I won't divulge too many details, except that he's a Dodgers fan.

So we chatted quite a bit and he was uber-cool. Now you all know that I cyber an average of once every four years, but we were chatting about sex and I got a little hot. Unbeknownst to him, I started touching myself. Hubby saw what I was doing and came into the room and decided to, uh, give me a helping hand. Needless to say, I came, and it didn't take long.

Then I made my new friend cum. Cute guy, too. ;)

Ahem.

Anyway, Janey's all moved in and has been working her cute Cuban ass off. You'd be surprised at how daunting the prospect of not working for two and a half years is. Actually, you wouldn't. But she's socking away all of her money to live on. The program she's entering is just too intensive to work while attending classes.

Oh, and Mitzie? Well, Michaela (her real name) is just fine. She and her girlfriend have been living in that garage apartment for over two years now. Time really flies. We love having them.

Shelly and Lori are doing fine. They'll be spending the weekend with us. Bev is doing great. She's working so much that we don't get to see her as much as we'd like. '

My boyfriends Nick and Jerry are doing great. I wear them out whenever I get the chance! Trust me, I'm demanding of my boyfriends! But they never complain for some reason!

Okay, just wanted to check in. I'm going to wrap this up and head to bed. I wanted to let everyone know that Lexenomics hasn't been abandoned!

Take care, have a great weekend, and I'll see you soon!

Hubby took this in Florida a few years ago!

A Note To One Person

Kristina, I noticed you cancelled your account on the site where we met. I know you come here, so please keep in touch!