I'm A Great Wife.....

Terrible blogger, but great wife!

Remember in 2012 when Shelly got some tickets to the Masters from her ex-husband and Shelly and my hubby went?  They were there for the par 3 contest that Wednesday and then for the first two rounds.

Yeah, well, I think I topped that this year.  The par 3 contest and all four rounds.  I know, I know, "Alex, tickets to the Masters are impossible to get for one day, let alone four!"

Well, let's just say that your girl Alex still has some kick-ass connections in the business world, and those kick-ass connections have their own kick-ass connections.  I wanted to do it last year, but none of my kick-ass connections worked!

Well, they came through this year, and although they cost a pretty penny (in fact, my purse was crying after the transaction), it was worth it.  Hubby and Shell-Bell deserve a nice golf sexcation.

I could say hubby will be seeing a lot of this during the Masters, but the truth is that he sees quite a bit of this gorgeous girl all the time!  So do I!

A Quick Post

Hubby took this....wow....12 years ago.  Time flies!  LOL

I was still traveling quite a bit back in those days, but when I had a few days at home (we were in St. Petersburg back then), I loved to head to the beach with hubby.

We found a secluded spot and had a little (lot!) of fun!

I'm Just So Bad.....

For neglecting my blog.  Bad, Alex!

Okay, so I'm not all THAT upset.....

So what's new?

Well, as for the first poll, I'm taking Luck.  As for the second poll, I think trading for Alex Smith was a great move.  KC did give up a lot with those two second round picks, but I think they might be able to trade down and recoup one of them.

So for the entry that's hanging around in limbo, our new friends Drew and Delaney.  I'm still working on that next entry.  It's coming up soon ("yeah, right, sure, whatever").

It's great being in a straight swap situation again with another "go to" couple.  We did this quite a bit when we first got together and always enjoyed it.  We're weird--we like watching each other go at it with somebody else.

Or maybe we're not weird, whatever.

Delaney.

I got to go to London a few weeks ago on business.  I don't have any playmates there, but I wouldn't have been in the mood, anyway.  Hubby had taken a stress test the previous week and the cardiologist called him a few days later.

He wanted my hubby to undergo a heart catherization to rule out any blockage.  It's a two-minute procedure (yeah, I know...that's wild), but I was scared out of my mind.  I was soooooooo close to hopping a plane, but Lori told me to stay put and that she'd go with him (CG ended up going along as well).  And Janey--who has years of medical experience--told me that even if they had to put a stent in, it was a very routine procedure (about five minutes) and that hubby was in no great danger.

But I was scared!  Anything can happen......

But all is good, thankfully!  The cardiologist found no blockage!  Wooooooohoooooooo!

Which is great, because even though he just turned 50, he's still got some poaching left in him.

Speaking of poaching......

I'm still getting together with both Nick and Jerry.  Jerry really needs to move to Georgia so I can get more quality time with him.  Luckily, Nick's close by in Marietta.  Lori and I have "threesomed" him a few times.  It's good when best friends can do things together (Nick, my husband, shopping, grabbing lunch, etc...).

Okay, that's it for now.  Not much of an update, but.....

Oh well!  That can't all be high quality entries!  Well, they could be...but aren't!

Drew and Delaney

Okay, so that new couple.....

When Nick wants to hook-up in Marietta, I drive down and we meet at our usual hotel.  And over this past summer, the same kid's been working at the desk every time I've gone down there.  Gorgeous guy.  22 years old.  

Lexie likey-likey.  

I had seen him here and there in the past.  But in June, he was there everytime I went there.

He knows what's going with Nick and I.  I would always get there early and get our room.  So naturally, after a few meetings, he kind of asked without asking if we were having an affair.  I said no, that we were just having sex.  That made him laugh.  Then I explained that hubby and I are open and all that.  I also explained that Nick had to be discreet and all.  He nodded, said he understood, and that his lips were sealed.

That's why the Go-Go's are still virgins, by the way.

Hey, shut up.  That joke is as funny today as it was in the early 1980s.

Turns out that he had picked up extra hours for his summer vacation and that's why I kept running into him.  That was cool.

So in late June, I was waiting in the lobby for Nick, who was running late (again, AHEM) and I started chatting with this kid.  He told me all about his girlfriend and how they had been dating since high school and all and he showed me her pic.  I showed him my hubby's pic and we chatted some more.  He and his girl are planning to get married when they finish college.

He started asking questions about our marriage.  You know, how we handle seeing the other with other people, all that.  I answered his questions and soon Mr. Late To Fuck Meet His Girlfriend pulled into the parking lot.  I scribbled down the urls for my blog and hubby's blog as well--just so he could get a peek behind the curtain, so to speak.

I went, gave Nick a good old fashioned fucking great time (I'm digging this new strike though feature; can't you tell?) and got one in return.  Then I went home.

Later that night, I got an email from Drew.  He wanted to know if I was coming back down to Marietta the following week.  I told him that I really wasn't sure when I'd be back.  I asked him why.

He wrote back that he and his girlfriend wanted to talk to me and ask some more questions.  I emailed him my cell number and told him to call me.  About an hour after I sent the email, he called.

We chatted for a few minutes and I asked him if he and his girlfriend (Delaney) wanted to come up to our place on Saturday for lunch and the four of us could just chat.  It was going to be a quiet Saturday around the house (for a change), as Mitzie and CG and Shelly and Janey would all be stuck in jail out.

Drew said he'd ask Delaney and let me know.  I went and told hubby and he was fine with it.  Soon, Drew called up and said that Saturday would be great.

The young couple arrived around one on Saturday and hubby ordered a couple of pizzas from Pizza Hut.

They told us that they loved our blogs and loved how we trusted each other and were very interested in pursuing a similar lifestyle.  Each had only had sex with one person--each other.  And since they had been together for six years, they wanted to experiment a little--and Delaney was very curious about licking some wet pussy experiencing the gentle touch of another woman (needless to say, I highly recommended it to her).

We advised them not to just jump into the deep end--they should start slowly.  We suggested same-room sex with another couple--or even just watching.  After that, they could see how they felt and if they wanted to go further.

And more next time.....

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Thank you, Amanda, you sweetheart! You ain't too bad yourself! ;)

Oh man.  I really let the blog get away from me this time!  Since June 23rd?  Eeeeek!  So why the long period between entries?  Well, there was a ton of work I had to do AND I swam around the world.  I'll let you guess which one of those is a lie.

----I am soooooooo proud of Mitzie and CG! In June, they celebrated three years of happy cohabitation! We've loved having them live in that apartment above the garage, but we know that at some point, they'll have to leave. That will be a sad day, even if they just move a mile or two away. But they want a house of their own and hubby and I would really love for them to get something while the housing market is still down. But no rush. LOL

----I am soooooooooo excited! One of hubby's ex (and probably soon to be current) girlfriends, Teri, is moving to South Carolina soon! She'll only be a couple of hours away! Her husband works in retail and was promoted to a district manager position. It's a great opportunity for him, although he'll be doing a lot of traveling. So we're converting a room she can stay in while she visits. She's an actuary and does most of her work from home. So we're turning a spare room into a "work bedroom" for her.

I still haven't convinced her that deep down, she's bisexual, however. But I believe that one day I'll convince her. Maybe hypnosis will help her realize her true sexual orientation!

----Jim and Mindy are now taking trips to northern Arizona and looking for their dream house. Jim's company has been officially sold and he's going to go back to what he's always loved: working with his hands and doing small contracting jobs. Mindy will get a part-time nursing job, if she can.

Mindy's into girls as well as guys, and we've had some fun in the past.  I'd love to have some more in the future.  I'm pretty sure we will.

----Hubby and I have a new couple we're swapping with.  They both very young (both are 22 years old) but have been together for several years.  They're in college now and planning to get married after they graduate.

They are the nicest, sweetest couple.  Hubby and I have done ye ol' swap many times, but that, for the most part, was in the past.  It's great to be doing it again, though.  I love seeing hubby fuck another woman and having him watch me fuck another guy at the same time.  And happily, the young lady enjoys women (well, woman, as I'm her first chick), too.

I'm working on that entry.

----Actually, I guess technically, we have done the swap recently (aside from our new friends).  Lori's husband, Ted, has come up a couple of times and fucked me while hubby fucked Lori.  But it doesn't really feel like a swap--most of our sexual experiences with Lori don't involve her hubby, due to his work and outside interests (NASCAR, NASCAR, NASCAR, and, of course, NASCAR).  

----Ted's great in bed and I'm hoping he'll be making a lot more visits up with Lori.  I'm also planning on meeting him alone when our schedules line up.

----Again, accept my apologies for the time between entries.  My next post will be up very , very soon!

Mary Jane Is Winning....

So far, 3 to legalize pot, none for keeping it illegal.

Of course, every poll here a Lexenomics is totally scientific with zero margin for error!

I'm fine with legalizing it. I don't smoke it, though.

But I DO want this poll to be objective as possible without any outside influences. It's important for me to be as objective as possible!

Charlie! Behave!

She said she wanted to drop by and say hi. I had NO idea she was going to use her insanely awesome hotness to try and sway the poll. I apologize!

Honestly! That girl!

That's it! I've had it! Next time you swing by, Charlie, I'm going to personally frisk you to make sure that you're not up to no good.

The frisking should take about five hours.

You have to be thorough, right?

Sex and The Masters

Shelly and I have always been close!

Catchy title, huh?

Sell the sizzle, kids, not the steak. Whatever that means.

-----A couple of weeks after Shelly moved in here with Janey, she came into the main house (for lack of a better word) and sat down and smiled at hubby and myself.

"Yes?" said I.

She held up two tickets.

"And those are....?"

She smiled and said, "Tickets to the Masters! Brian (her ex-hubby) can't use them and gave them to me!"

Shelly's a golf nut. Played in junior tournaments and is still pretty good. She and my hubby have gone out golfing more than a few times (insert "hole-in-one" joke here).

"So," I asked, "you're showing them to us for a reason?"

Another smile. "Yeah. Your husband's going to take me. Janey can't go. We leave on Tuesday night. Then on Wednesday there's the par 3 competition, and the first two rounds on Thursday and Friday!"

I turned to hubby. "Were you aware of this?"

"No. Can I go? Pretty please?" he asked, knowing full well that I'd say yes.

"Yeah. Can he go? Pretty please? Pretty pretty please?" she asked, also knowing full well that I'd say yes.

She continued. "Brian already had a hotel room reserved. We just have to pay for that."

So apparently, Shelly's plan was for them to leave Tuesday afternoon next week and then come home on Saturday morning.

Hmmmmmm........

So I sent my husband away for several days with a gorgeous, horny, brunette for what will basically be a golf "fuck-ation". Three days of golf, four nights of sex. Well, of course, the answer was obvious.

"Sure. Have fun!"

"Hon, call Jerry and have him come down for a few days. You haven't gotten together with him for awhile."

And that's why I married my husband. Brilliant idea!

A few days of fucking Jerry would be a nice reward. Babbbbbbyyyyyyy........

Now mind you, I was only doing this to keep my hubby from feeling guilty about abandoning me! That's all!

Anyway, I shot off an email to Jerry and "encouraged" him to come down and check on those previously mentioned business interests. Alas, he couldn't make it. Oh well! With Shelly gone, Janey found herself in some need of company, so I was more than happy to help.

Yeah, our marriage sounds weird, but it's worked pretty well for us for over 18 years. Hey, at least we never have to worry about being cheated on!

-----No votes for Spankey DaMonkey out of Wank State? What's wrong with you people? His right hand and forearm are huge! He's able to squeeze out big plays in clutch moments! When his line is protecting him in that cockpit, he's able to really zero in on his receiver. I don't get it. Spankey is going to be a legit NFL star.

You heard it here first!

Okay, so as far as the votes go, Luck has 3, RG has 1, and Ryan Tannehill has 1. I like the Tannehill vote, though. It goes against the grain. Common wisdom has either--or both--Luck and RG being the studs.

But in a few years, who knows? Tannehill only has 19 starts, but like RG3 and Luck, he has fantastic athleticism (having played wide receiver before taking over at QB his senior year) and a great arm. You never know.

-----And now I trail hubby by 6,000 views. I'm raising the white flag. I can't catch him. I give. This won't stop me from bitching in the future though.

He did offer a good theory as to why he might be so far ahead. He thinks it could be related to the titles of our blogs.

You want sex stuff and you look at two blog titles, "Confessions of a Poacher" and "Modern Lexenomics", which one do you think is going to guarantee you a little of the fun stuff?

Yeah. And guess who thought of the title for hubby's blog? Yeah, me. He wanted to call it "Uncle Ryan's Spanky Shack."

Okay, maybe he didn't.

I also named the Palm Pilot. You know what they say: behind every horny man is an even hornier woman. That's how it goes, right? No?

-----I'm pretty, uh, obvious about my love for Charlie Laine, one of the cutest porn stars in the history, of, well ever. But I found another porn girl to drool over. Faye Reagan!

-----So who should the Rams take? You know, as long as they don't trade up or trade down, I think a stud will fall to them. Morris Claiborne, Justin Blackmon, Malcom Floyd (not a reach--many analysts rank him right up with Blackmon), Matt Kahlil, or even Trent Richardson improve the team by a mile.

Look how Detroit became good. One reason was hitting on top-five picks. Matt Stafford, Ndamukong Suh and Calvin Johson. Sure, they had to hit on later-round picks and make smart free agent signings as well. But drafting well, and hitting on your first-round picks is huge. Detroit did it and I want Les Snead and Jeff Fisher to do just that. Don't draft for need, draft the best guy on the board.

AND DON'T TRADE UP, RAMS!

-----For all the hits Mike Holmgren, Tom Heckert, and Pat Shurmer are taking in Cleveland, I'd advise Browns fans to sit back and relax. The Browns, very quietly, have assembled one of the top defenses in the NFL.

Their defense was ranked 1oth in the league last year. The stats get a little weird here, but they were 30th in the league against the run but 2nd against the pass. One reason that's skewed so much is that teams found they had to run against them. And since the offense struggled so much, the defense wore down against the run. (Stats courtesy of cbssports.com.)

I think Colt McCoy will improve once the right side of the line is settled and some upgrades to the offense are made. I think they'll take Trent Richardson, which will give them a nasty running attack and will help the passing game as Trent can catch coming out of the backfield. And you can grab a quality WR at 22.

And once the offense improves, the run defense will as well. Take heart, Browns fans. Stay the course. It's hard to see now, but I like where your team is heading.

-----I think the Earth was knocked off its axis for a day. My old girlfriend Jilly actually invited her hubby to join her and her girlfriend in the sack. Holy cow. I actually had to reread the email when she sent it. Then I had to read it a couple of more times when she mentioned how watching her hubby stick it to her girlfriend really "turned me on more than I ever thought it could!". Yeah, well Jilly-girl, I could've told you all about that! Apparently, this is going to become a semi-regular deal.

Rock on, Jilly!

-----I love how recently the words "target" and "targeting" have been gaining in popularity by people who write about the draft. You know what "target" really means in the context of a draft?

It means "fixating". When you draft, you're supposed to take the best player for your team that's still on the board. You don't sit there and get a boner over a player and do whatever you can to get him because you "targeted" him. It's a stupid, trendy word that's only used to justify reaching or wasting picks to get a player because you panicked.

I'll tell you this: Ex-Rams GM (thankfully) Billy Devaney no doubt had that fucking word bouncing in his head as he blew draft after draft.

Targeting....unreal.

Enjoy the draft!